See, now if I had hair like that, I would probably try to do, y’know, something about it. Maybe a hair cut every once in a while, or holy water… or a flame thrower. You know, so I wouldn’t have be-tentacled demons growing out of my HEAD! Mind you, all the eyes would make you great at parties. “Hey, watch this trick. I’ll close my eyes, and you try to sneak up on me okay?” Mind you, it would give you no depth perception. LIke, at all.